May 15, 2007
we be pwocwastinators like terminatowrs
From the general view, it is thought that procrastinating is easy-peasey, it really isn't. In fact it's as hard as....heck, working hard!
People of procrastination shouts "hail the eleventh hour!" Yup. We 'worship' "the very last minute of anything" to be the epitome of our eccentric being. (Yes, we are unusual. but the population is growing so big in such short period of time that we will all soon be entitled normal) Our very essence is built up by the strong elements of laziness, able to only work under pressure, easily distracted, negligent and many more soon to be found.
Since uni started, I have been nothing but a true, real procrastinating bum, just like all the other 300 000 students here (.....which I am guessing, is 90% of this uni's population. No?). The thing is...the true danger that many fail to notice is that....just the mere sight of these 'last minute souls' can cause you to contract their procrasti-conjunctivitis and hence, without power of control or realisation, like a normal human being transforming into a werewolf at the very glimpse of moonlight, you...my friend, (ding ding ding!) has just become one of THEM.
(Look at one, you still have the chance to be cured, talk to one, you are doomed for life)
Yup. You have sold your soul to the big P. Now there is no way of redeeming it back, not unless you perform deeds such as those of the systematic..and consistent beings. (Nooooooooo!) Only then you will be set freeeeeeeee and be bodily able to combat such....disease.
(If not....hmm.......)
Oooo ooo! How about....we set up...a campaign! 'Kempen TAK NAK PROCRASTINATE' (English translation: Say no to procrastination!) *Ngyyehhhh* But then again, we are, after all, the sinners. How is it logical that sinners make up campaigns to go against their own sin. Like smokers saying no to smoking. Nahh. We prolly would procrastinate the project itself in the end.
Maybe.....we should establish a monthly or weekly therapy session, with professional help from a a a...priest or...a psychologist. You know, like those emo programs which you attend if you are an alcoholic or drug addict or heavy smoker. Huh? What is that you say? Of course we need it! Heck, procrastinating is a lethal threat too ya know! To self AND to others. Though it starts with a simple burning the midnight oil to the morning sun habits, for all you know, one day we might be so numb with datelines, we just stop functioning. When we see a woman drowning, we might just procrastinate till she dies and THEN get her body out for the family to grieve upon.
*shudder*
Alright alright. If that doesn't work, how about directing our own movie. A movie with a moral-lesson end to it. Horror, yet comedic and a little bit of action packed. Have yet to get my inspiration, but if we agree on this, you will soon catch me sitting under a tree waiting for it. I was thinking......"Kill Procrastination", a tribute to Quentin Tarantino since Kill Bill was such a genius creation. No? *Ngyeehhh*
*Yawn*
But hey. Maybe we need not worry too much. I heard my neighbour auntie muttering something along the lines of...
"....Ploclastinator make guud leader..."
Don't know how far that's true but oh well.
*yawn*
*Ngyyehhh* Thanks to this sickness, I haven't had my sleep due to a bloody assignment. <---- See. A procrastinator blames the whole world, subtly (or maybe not) through their speech. Well, I am honest enough to admit. So yeah. ANYHOOO....Must need....sleep......Procrastinator #256789 out.
Labels: life, procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastinator
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