March 29, 2007

nudger of the day

What is the abbreviation for Sex In The City?

S.H.I.T! Hahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa. *Nudge nudge nudge nudge*

6:11:00 PM

March 21, 2007

at the computer lab

Assignments are really taking its toll on me. I wish I can just skip school and be a successful dropout. Assignments.Make.You.Feel.Stupid.

So I was dong my Economics assignment in the computer lab. This really annoying short chinese dude was witting next to me. For the past 30 minutes he has been grunting, coughing, sighing and swearing. I REALLY felt like smacking his face with my really super thick Microecons book. I can forgive the cough. It did not disturb my aura that much. It was the curse and constant agitating movement on the rollie-pollie chairs.

As I was about to just lift my Econs book up, his friend came to the rescue. Well, of course they were not aware of my evil plans. Description of friend : A head taller than the short fart is. Big supersized dude. Glasses. Deep voice. He came and sat beside whiny. "Why laa?" Short fart replies : "Dammm stresss wehhhhhhhh (ANNOYING VOICE). I was suppose to send you the message. Then I ter-sent to her laaa. Shitt wehhhh. F*** wehhhh." Friend asked : "What did you sent to her laaa?" Reply : "I sent YOU DAMN FAT"

I can speak in Rachel's name that I was REALLY THIS close to falling down from my rollie and start "golek"ing on the floor like a tenggiling. Then both of them left. Real dummies.

Then I continued with my work. Type type type. Then I had a sudden need to sneeze! When I was about to do it, I saw a guy who looks exactly like my friend Dinesh and STOPPED. It was weird. Really odd. Then I smiled and decided to blog all of this. I am going back to my assignment now.

6:42:00 PM

the one who speaks

rachel

bits and crumbs

Once upon a time there was a cow. Yes. A cow. And this cow had a friend. Friend was a sheep. See, both of them were green. In that place they lived in, all things were made green. The mushrooms, the potato land, the trees, the mosquitoes. And suddenly came down a star, CRASHING down to their planet, and ALL things became kalerful! And that star was ME. Rachelli. Ngyahahaha. Scwoll down pwease

...Rachel. More Than Just A Word...