:: rachel. more than just a word ::
...Rachel. More Than Just A Word...
May 27, 2006
ONE DAY WITH THE COW CLAN
imagine trying to direct 3 cars fitting 12 cows to get to williams in a heavy pouring rain when you yourself am not too sure about the route. your cow clan have been "katak di bawah tempurung" for far too long, hence, not knowing where is lim kok wing, or rather, for some of them, WHAT is lim kok wing.
4 cars coming out of one utama from all different exits. it was raining cats and dogs and NONE of your cow clan knows how to get to williams. you have to direct 3 other designated drivers to get there through a JAM, oh and er, did i mention REALLY heavy rain? when i called and ask hans for directions, the snip bits of the conversation goes like this :
me : hans how to get to williams from o.u ah?
hans : ......................hello?
me : hans! how to get to williams from o.u?
hans : ha? oh oh okay. err...go up to the flyover to ss2, then dont go into the tunnel..........(can't hear).........then go all the way straight la.
me : huh? could you repeat?
hans : ...................................
me : hans! could you repeat please?
hans : hello? why so many people talking wan?(sounded scared and confused) who is talking? hello? who is this??
me : it's me!! rachel!!!!
hans : oh oh. err....
then he repeats. why i couldn hear whatever he said right after the tunnel part? FOUR cows in my car were either talking on the PHONE or communicating with each other using their udder, causing SO much of noise!
when all the cows unite at the shoulder of the road, with the 4 emergency signals on and surprisingly not causing any suspision to those road users, we continued on our journey to williams.
THEN the slowest MOO went missing for a second and ALL the cows had to stop (without warning) at the side of the road. my car stopped, with emergency lights on. this Ford was behind and he stopped. he tries to get in front of *me*. then the the Honda cow stopped, with emergency lights on. again, Ford went behind Honda and stopped. Ford tries to get to the front of Honda and zoom off but Iswara cow came along and ALSO stopped with emergency lights on! AGAIN, Ford tries to get to the front and just GET OUTTA THERE. This smart slow Kelisa cow just sped off and not stop because he's afraid (as usual) that the Ford bull might just knock him dead.
the slowest moo became the fastest, waiting for us in some Atria or something. Iswara was too excited, he just swurved into one of the junctions and ended up into the housing area. sigh.
did we get there? oh yes.....we did......
williams : fantastic mamak which serves almost all variety of food located somewhere near the old lim kok wing in taman mayang. yes. we were just trying to have dinner.
12:58:00 AM
the one who speaks
rachel
bits and crumbs
Once upon a time there was a cow. Yes. A cow. And this cow had a friend. Friend was a sheep. See, both of them were green. In that place they lived in, all things were made green. The mushrooms, the potato land, the trees, the mosquitoes. And suddenly came down a star, CRASHING down to their planet, and ALL things became kalerful! And that star was ME. Rachelli. Ngyahahaha. *Scwoll down pwease*
